"Hey! Monster! yeah you! i know you are about to destroy my fortress and get loads of medals from vez'nan, but could you wait 'till i get these metal pants on?" monster stops and starts whistling a tune he can't get out of his nigh empty head. The soldier comes running towards him, breathing heavily. "just a second ..... then .... im going to.... stop you ....(more heavy breathing)" the soldier readies his sword when a meteor rain falls exactly on the monster in front of him. who is the hero you ask? not the soldier not the astral gods that send the metoers but the army-wide obligatory good-manner course set up by vez'nan.
Demintika i Agree a edit button for comments. Needed a lot. or at least a remove button in case you made a comment you regret. That tends to happen when you try to get Hard/Impossible badges, and in those cases it tends to happen a LOT
#popolmaus It says Japanese in the description : they kill themselves by opeing their own gut and bleeding out. if you thought this was going to be a clean game you really need to work on your deduction. Also go see a doctor dude, puking that easily has got to be a symptom of something
I went on and after 2 more tries i got 15,220. enough to go beyond someone with the name 'IJUSTBEATYOU' making the feeling even better. and the carpel tunnel a little more bearable
14.980 .... twitch twitch...
i see the replay button and suddenly i see lee sin's head and hear : my mind's tellin' me noooo. but my body, my bohodyyy is tellin me #$%^& you get some F***'ing sleep you weirdo it's 3 in the morning and it didn't work any of the 30 tries before!
good game but i have 2 little points of criticism : the speed clear times are too inconsistent: some are very easy while others require a faultless level playthrough. 2 can we just DIE ? its worse to just stop moving and search 4 screens just to find out that a platform pushed you into a wall that is 2 screens away and have that happening 5 times in a row...
realyeasy way to lv 13 : go into the right bottom room then connect the bottom left to top right node and jump when your hands fly towards them. and presto you're at the end
medium badge before the easy one. once you start getting to the 750 mark in the third run the easy badge becomes a timer rather then a reward and to beat it feels soooo satisfying...
#jonarosen the one you probably missed is BEHIND the father in that small space with so many enemies that you just think: oh Heck no! others are fairly visible. try page 5/5 on the start menu it shows the map. and the completion percentage of said map.
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