amandac001's Comments

Does this mean it's now socially acceptable for me to start crashing children's birthday parties with a chainsaw for the candy?

Deathwish Whiskey: for when the guy you're cutting up just won't stop screaming.

So it takes me a week to conjure up the energy after work every day to mow my grass after it's past neighborhood regulation, and I grimace every time my dog craps in the yard because I'll have to take a pooper scooper the size of my skull to pick up his mammoth excrement, and I just spent a half hour of my life on my day off doing this for a fictional king that insults me...priorities, people.

With technology like cactus-firing cannons, how did we win the Mexican-American war?

God, he's such a spike-tease...

And to think when I was out of milk this afternoon, I was too lazy to walk down the block to the corner store...