And of course there are the questions we'd all like to know the answer of: What the hell pissed this guy off so much and WHY IS THERE SMOKE COMING FROM UNDERNEATH THE POGO STICK?? Great game, 5/5
I learned a wise lesson from this game: if a maniac on a pogo stick jumps through the streets, always run. He'll take out most of the trucks and god bless you when you're in a gasoline truck.
Tomorrow, I'm going to the Macdonald's and tell them I want a medium rare burger topped by lectuce, mayonaise, unions, more mayonaise and the top of the bun IN THAT EXACT COMBINATION! Pronto.
"Let's build a fort... That looks like two stick figures standing next to eachother!"
"Dude, you are a GENIUS! BTW: where can I leave these explosives?"
"Aah, just put them around that peasant. That'll teach him."