News channel: "reportedly, a naked mexican was flying with a shoutgun on his hand, and after killing over 50 of our special border agents and over 100 of our border guards, was killed by a snake."
*farmer notices huge meteor forming up above his head and tells NASA* *NASA discovers the planet has 400 million kilometers of diameter (r=200) and that a transparent T-Rex is in the middle of it* *NASA warns people world-wide* *everybodyrushes to the opposite side of the world* *meteor lands* *planet cracks in the middle* *everybody survives* "WHUT?"
*attacks archer* "he has some awesome armour, i should loot it!" *kills archer* *opens chest* "what the- a longsword? he didn't even HAVE a longsword!"