I got:
Tanning yourself on the beach as the incoming tide tickles your toes, you fail to realize your impending doom, too distracted by the billions of sand that lie before you.
Huh? So am I smart?
If you don't get it how to play the game: drag the dice around to make pairs. You want to minimize the sum of the pairs because every time you make a new sum, you get subtracted 100 points until you get that sum 4 times. Watch your discards, because you can only discard 4 things out of 6.
Awesome. 5/5. Better than zilch.
how I beat the first epic boss - with about 5 or 10 waves to go all I did was upgrade my mana to 5000+ and wait for it to get full. You need like 4000 something mana to tank the boss and that's what I did.
oo, people said it wasn't good so you remove it.
You make stuff, people criticize it, that's life. Wow, people downrated your game and you got so butthurt that you decided to remove it. Harhar. Nice one.
Awesome game...very retro, and that's why I love it. Especially the way the bosses shoot :D
It's a little easy though, you can easily dodge anything so why would anyone go for the shield ship or maximize shields? Just maximize your damage :D
5/5