anarchialbliss

once there was a man, he liked to play uno and then once he accidentally stumbled upon some broken glass and he was all like, “hey, watch out, there is some broken glass right there, be careful, it’s dangerous.” and all the kids were like thanks mister and has was all like, “YO LITTLE PUNKS MAH NAME AIN’T MISTAH,” and then he individually drop-kicked each and every one of the seventeen hundred thousand children over the great wall of china and the mongols were all like double-you-tee-eff mates and were all like AH?
and then i was born.
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:-*