Slow, boring, lack of character. The basic system is there, but the dynamic is gone when you only have a team of 1 to start with (even if they're comp' controlled). I don't know how much code it would take, but there's got to be more to it than this.
It's alright... the paddle moves a little slowly and the first stage should be just a touch easier than what you have there. 2.5/5 (But I rounded up. Merry Christmas.)