i like how you have to put in the due diligence before the fun really begins. and although there are save points all over the place, it still plays like a throwback to the 80's/early 90's when keeping your character alive was really important. many of you kids don't know what i'm talking about, but back in the day most games gave very little room for error. 3 lives, that was it. Die three times and you gotta give up the controller to your brother, and he always racks.
why do people so frequently leave self-congratulatory notes in game comment areas? The place to suck your own d*** is not here, but on the profile page you were given when you become a Kongregate member. These game comment sections are not for comments about your own personal achievements. Your mother may be impressed by every pathetic move you make, but the general public does not care. At all. Not only do we not care, we do not want to be subjected to your embarrassing attempts to puff yourself up. We would just like to read about the game without having to wade through all of these children clapping themselves on the back for what usually amounts to nothing more than simply completing a level or killing a boss. Keep that s*** to yourselves, you snot-nosed, loudmouthed little brats!
sometimes, when im thinking clearly, i cover my mouth with my hands and panic, realizing that my life is speeding by and all i do is consume and criticize and do normal things. panic attacks me, i realize that i am wasting my life, we are all wasting our lives in such a plain and useless meaningless way -- and i just go light headed and my chest feels like it might explode and what about all of those opportunities i had to do something good but rarely took them how much better would i feel now if i succeeded or at least attempted some of them -- would my mom still be disappointed in me would my dad still be working in his 70s taking care of his grandkids because my brother and sister are even worse than i am? then i turn on Kongai and everything else melts away except for my cat relentlessly scratching at the goddamn front door
rush of bats is 9x5. cornelius has 6 defense against it, so the damage should be 15. if it goes crit, maybe 25 at the most? i don't know how it works exactly. but i do know that 37 damage is not right. http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq173/kalajianpics/iviewcapture_date_19_02_2009_time_0.jpg?t=1235050903
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