Wait... So you play as a fat guy with a menial job who jumps on the heads of his enemies to destroy them and collects coins to get a girl? Isn't that a little bit too Mario?
Wait... Why would Clarence need to actually impress a girl? I mean, his house is a size of a mall. If he shows up naked to the date, then he clearly is eccentric.
Just NO.
This un-fun and repetitive flash game combines all the questionable fun of obvious puzzles with frustrating "You didn't click it fast enough" gameplay. No variation on just one gameplay mechanic make it dull and bland before you even finish one level. The first few are very easy and require nothing more than a few clicks when you wonder if the rest of the game will pose more of a challenge. Then the difficulty level is ramped up - not by clever riddles, because it doesn't support more than one "attractor" turned on at a time, but by requiring clicking at the exact right time. I'm sorry, but it's just terrible. 2/5 at best.
NO. This is how Bubble Tanks 3 should be made:
1) More choices
2) More enemy types, weapons etc.
3) Achievements FTW?
Not some quasi-social sharing interface that kills the fun. Just make Bubble Tanks 2 BIGGER.
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