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How Will You Die?
Oct. 24, 2010
Rating: 3
You will die from suprise anal probes caused by a rusty flash game. That's it. I'm leaving.
Epic Gadgetry 2
Rating: 1
Nice update.
MoneySeize
I was playing Streamline awhile ago. And compared to this, completing streamline with all lives is as easy as sitting down.
PKMp: Pokemon Parody
Oct. 23, 2010
Rating: 8
Here's the Song, because I know that's the only thing all of you are playing this game for. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHMNz9VHBMk
Fantasy Online
Rating: 11
I can understand the rest thing. But seriously 24 hours? No one sleeps for 24 hours. Maybe something like 8-10.
Rating: 0
Needs an option to make fractals an avatar. :D
Rating: 5
Thanks for having the servers back up again.
Epic Combo!
Oct. 22, 2010
Rating: 10
I have a giant hammer. Nuff said.
Mastermind: World Conquerer
Oct. 20, 2010
"We're here to make a withdrawal. Unless this is a sperm bank!"
Streamline
W000T! My first immpossible badge. And one I would of never dreamed of earning. Great game.
Kong Average Level Calculator
Great Calculator. But, one thing I think would be awesome would be a counter telling you how many accounts have already been drawn. Because, well I made a sample size of around 50,000 (Wow big number) to see how large the average would be then.
A Knight's Story 2
Rating: -7
Dangit, I've been stuck in Udini City for like 3 years.
Rage 3
Oct. 17, 2010
Rating: -4
That's what the opening song sounds like
Rating: -5
Rape, Rape rape
Bible Fight
I like the idea, but horrible, horrible controls.
Line Game
THis game really pisses me off in a good way. :D
Brawl Royale
Just flag the game and move on. Maybe he'll get banned for stealing content from someone else.
Road of the Dead
Oct. 16, 2010
Rating: 2
Lolwtf, I just ping ponged across the highway between cars. xD
MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2
"See that guy at the bar? That's Zach, a mercenary. He's a scary black man." lol
You want a piece of me?
Oct. 15, 2010
Chicks get the clicks. 1/5 only for the picture.
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