You'd really think the people would find the common sense to get the hell out of there. It's not like those places have anything valuable, they're the only things in them, and they can simply save themselves.
You should make it so everytime you die it says: "You're dead. You're friends are dead. You're family's dead. Your f*cking pets are being skinned alive. Your mom's a f*cking whore. You suck at life. The whole world hates you. You're going to hell. Live with it. Game Over."
And so on the extremely off chance that someone actually wins, you should make it say: "CONGRATULATIONS! You had the patience to sit through this awful game. You proved your nerdiness. Now go f*ck yourself."
How fitting is it that "Lord of the Rings" was one of the games I had to develope? It's fitting because when I was playing this all my games sucked, just like Lord of the Rings the fellowship of the ring, the game, did in real life.
This game is just like Ghost N Goblins. A good game ruined by the fact that it's too difficult. Even the intro is the same, a guy and a girl standing together, interrupted by some jerk coming out of nowhere and kidnapping her.
Miss Minerva: Language is important, how else are you to learn how to seduce a woman?
Student: What if you're a woman yourself?
Miss Minerva: I don't see how that makes a difference
Me: wtf?
@AJarmageddon
I guess they decided, since it's already a story about a spike trap crushing the crap out of a guy out of love, that it might as well be gay...
We live in a crazy world!