Okay, so I got the boss' health down to one last shot, with half a fuel tank left. Then he just lasered me until I got only enough fuel to jump up the ground, then he bombarded me with missiles, maybe it's just to be sure I get annoyed and ragequit.
The war is over, we lost, and my best friend died while we tried to steal that indestructible tank. In his tombstone, it says, "Here lies Col. Jenkins, killed by a flying tank while on duty". I shed a tear when I try to recall his last message to our group... "Alright, guys, let's do this... LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY.... BOOM!"
We've been bombarding the enemy ship at point blank range for some time now, using hundreds of cannons and the strongest bombs in our time, all hitting them at precise accuracy with no margin for error, and yet their puny ships still stand.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME?!?!?!
We've been bombarding the enemy ship at point blank range for some time now, and yet there's no report of any of the enemy's crew dying from getting hit by the cannons or debris that it makes... Guess we've been shooting marbles...
A tip for the medium badge, any item with a "Mysterious _ _ _ _ of Death" enchantment would give you the badge instantly(even while only wearing them).
Easy way to win > Max out Patriotism and Art of war. Always buy strongest melee units(from your area. Example, you're from far east, buy the strongest unit there). By the time you leave your area, you have units that hits at 600 per attack.
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