Alien General: Aliens, step on ur ships, load it with money that becomes small, and don't equip any guns, cause they are costy, fly to the human's bases and suicide!
Alien Soldier: YES SIR!(WTF?)
Human General: Son, we've got a alien invasion here, i want u to go and fight the 100,000,000,000 alien ships with here, some money, which u have to upgrade some stuff to see the money. Good luck!
Son of General: YES DAD! (WTF?)
tip: if u can't pass any level, use shield weapons.
if u just hate a foe on the final round, equip the shield weapon, leave him to the last, and when u finally kill him and the slow motion comes up, press k quickly, u can now kick balls.
type sit on toilet before typing pull door, it says"you quietly try to sit on the toilet with the doors closed, the resoults are in vain." lol
also, plus if u saw the title of this game without looking at the piture and thought it would be something scary.