As someone living in poland I have to say I dislike these jokes, however on other hand it's good to finally know ones that are "other way" (as in: the polack is not the hero here).
The only one I heard in Poland is the one about canoe.
Well, nice game anyway :p
DO NOT, EVER SAY "alot". Such animals do not exist and are not made of money ("alot of money"), are not enchanted with it, nor are money-aligned. Same goes for anything else concerning alots. You're a kid if you belive in such creatures.
Poorly made game. Physics are absolutely unrealistic. No matter how hard I try I am unable to determine why does everything work the way it works.... I have no idea why my character sometimes accelerates, and what makes him slow down at times. 2/5, mainly for the music.
This game is just plain stupid - there is only one tactic - attack, enemy has got same amount of money, same troops as he advances in the same time as you do. This is just absolutely pointless game.... 2/5
Oh god, by mistake I allowed enforcers to search me... I lost over 110k in wares.... In sequel there MUST be option to either allow them to confiscate it and pay fine or to attack them.
Hah, 136. Not so hard after all :>
You just need to distribute your attention right, you can follow FunkyDealer's tips, or better - work out your own strategy basing on what is hard/easy for you.
Pretty cool game, but I hate Milton Keynes Grid, which is needed for the badge. It's too long, too slow, too monotonous, too messed up and too boring. But anyway - 5/5.
Demons have 3x as much hp, deal 2 damage, there is 1,5x as much of them and they seem to attack faster. Cool concept for a game, but very poor realisation, 3/5
Nah, let it be 4/5. I'd love to see next game like that, perhaps with ship factories, waypoints, different minerals and technologies and multiplayer? :>