astroboyxp's Comments

The protagonist is named Birb. I'm sold.

Half of the best comments I see are about sticks. So my comment is about sticks. Let the +s flow in.

Why cant I just axe my face?

I feel bad using the spoiler map to find the last Helix Fragments ):

I like how you can just go for the story by skipping levels.

Holy crap, its still running even after 6 years?

I cant unsee Yellow as Yell Ow. Thanks a lot, Bonte.

some guy made this in 6 months, this game immediately becomes the top game of a category. dear god.

Goes away from the game for some weeks, entire inventory is full of capes.

you have the entire sixties to save the queen

hamsters are superior than humans. that is a scientific fact, comproved true by this game

Globex, also being a group I don't know since I didn't play the whole game, also hosts jokes towards the world, forming that way, the balance of the Internet.

the mad god, is actually a pro player who got insane after losing his infinity plus one character, so he hacked himself onto the game and there, you got the mad god

this is why we spend points in the endurance stat. so you don't lose most of your health from a single BUSH.

so a bunch of GIFs decided to team up on a op GIF which is apparently a queen SOLID PREMISE!

mike shadow didn't realize the soda machine was actually a nokia advertising coca cola, and he accidentaly donated a coin to them.

the soda machine is literally a nokia. i mean, it didn't spew out a cola because its a FREAKING NOKIA. apparently, the nokia was to advertise Coca-Cola too.

We use the corpses of our foes to upgrade ourselves THE CORPSES OF OUR FOES IM PRETTY SURE INSIDE THE TOWER IS A SATANIC FIRE PIT TO BURN THE CORPSES TO POWER OURSELVES UP WITH THE DEVILIC POWER

"I AM JACK SPARROW, AND I AM INVINCIBLE SAILING IN THIS SEA, BRUM BRU BRU BRUUUM"

And after the game, every monster you killed begged the creator to nerf the Boomerang.