astroboyxp's Comments

Jan. 30, 2018

Rating: 45

The protagonist is named Birb. I'm sold.

Jan. 23, 2018

Rating: 0

Half of the best comments I see are about sticks. So my comment is about sticks. Let the +s flow in.

Jan. 23, 2018

Rating: 13

Why cant I just axe my face?

Jan. 04, 2018

Rating: 0

I feel bad using the spoiler map to find the last Helix Fragments ):

Jan. 01, 2018

Rating: 2

I like how you can just go for the story by skipping levels.

Jun. 03, 2017

Rating: 0

Holy crap, its still running even after 6 years?

May. 23, 2017

Rating: 2

I cant unsee Yellow as Yell Ow. Thanks a lot, Bonte.

May. 11, 2017

Rating: 0

some guy made this in 6 months, this game immediately becomes the top game of a category. dear god.

Apr. 22, 2017

Rating: 4

Goes away from the game for some weeks, entire inventory is full of capes.

Feb. 16, 2017

Rating: 0

you have the entire sixties to save the queen

Dec. 03, 2016

Rating: 2

hamsters are superior than humans. that is a scientific fact, comproved true by this game

Dec. 02, 2016

Rating: 2

Globex, also being a group I don't know since I didn't play the whole game, also hosts jokes towards the world, forming that way, the balance of the Internet.

Dec. 01, 2016

Rating: 19

the mad god, is actually a pro player who got insane after losing his infinity plus one character, so he hacked himself onto the game and there, you got the mad god

Nov. 30, 2016

Rating: 5

this is why we spend points in the endurance stat. so you don't lose most of your health from a single BUSH.

Nov. 27, 2016

Rating: -13

so a bunch of GIFs decided to team up on a op GIF which is apparently a queen SOLID PREMISE!

Nov. 27, 2016

Rating: 3

mike shadow didn't realize the soda machine was actually a nokia advertising coca cola, and he accidentaly donated a coin to them.

Nov. 23, 2016

Rating: 2

the soda machine is literally a nokia. i mean, it didn't spew out a cola because its a FREAKING NOKIA. apparently, the nokia was to advertise Coca-Cola too.

Oct. 27, 2016

Rating: -1

We use the corpses of our foes to upgrade ourselves THE CORPSES OF OUR FOES IM PRETTY SURE INSIDE THE TOWER IS A SATANIC FIRE PIT TO BURN THE CORPSES TO POWER OURSELVES UP WITH THE DEVILIC POWER

Oct. 22, 2016

Rating: 6

"I AM JACK SPARROW, AND I AM INVINCIBLE SAILING IN THIS SEA, BRUM BRU BRU BRUUUM"

Sep. 24, 2016

Rating: 3

And after the game, every monster you killed begged the creator to nerf the Boomerang.