atiberious's Comments

This is just side scroller Doom. GIVE ME MORE.

I hate you. I hate that I'm crying right now. I hate that this simple point and click has me, a grown a$$ man, wiping tears off my face. I hate that you have effectively crushed me with nothing more than lines of code and glorious story.

I'm stuck at the very beginning, cant move my character, cant go anywhere, What am i missing?

I am sick of them Nerfing the game in a greedy attempt to make us spend money for gold. F this, i stuck with this game for too long and now i regret playing at all.-51 endorsements? this game sucks. your game is bad and you should feel bad. AVOID AVOID AVOID. they will suck you dry of your soul and spirit!

THAT WAS EPIC! The music if FANTASTIC! When is the movie version coming out?

plus if you moonwalk out of every level, lol!

"this is the captain speaking, we will land soon and you can all enjoy the poluttion of Pittsburg but until then, if you look to our right beyond the F-16s and UFOs you can see a flock of geese, for your entertainment I will attempt to kill them all with this plane, if a helicopter or stealth fighter beats us to them, do not worry we have a second flock to our left as well, thank you for flying with us."

i love killing monsters! they ALWAYS carry cash!

huh, this isnt too hard once you get your hands on that grenade launcher that shoots exploive olives on a stick stolen from the bodega on 103rd and broadway, POKE'EM in the eye!

suddenly scurvy doesnt look so bad!