me:hey!
god:Can I help you?
Me:yes, please
God:Your polite style is very nice. What can I do for you?
Me:can you anwser a question?
God:I am programmed with more than replies.
Me:ok, its true that you are morgan freeman?
God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting observation. Far out.
Me:...is that a yes or a no?
God:I might say no.
Me:why not?
God:Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:do you like big booty bitches?
God:I enjoy working with people. I like Matthew.
there is a tip: when the beard has really low helth atack him when he is firing the lasers on the left side, he will transform into de skull ( atack standing in the little plataform when firing the laser [doing so will move him of the original position]), just stand in the little plataform and smash the A button, the skull will not be able to move due to the axe/spear/lolly atacks and will die, and he isn´t able to atack! is really cool y level up 2 times doing so and eventually got the "hard" badge :3
ahh leave him alone, look he doesnt know english so well because he is from Ukraine, so his first language isnt english, and its not so easy learn another language that is very different from yours ¬_¬
sorry if i am spaming but try using the FN FAL withextended magezine, reflex scope and steady hands, its perfect for puzzles and elite missions ( again sorry if i am posting too much comments )
why the grenade launcher is so weak? i mean come on, it cause very few damage and no damage against things like bottles, wich sucks, by the way nice game ( favorited ) i like to use the Scar-L ( with grenade launcher and reflex scope ) i am level 10 and i cant stop playing this game. You could make more missions and more difficult levels
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