Don't you see, thats not a reporter, thats your character in third peron, going over the aftermath of the battle. Look at her and tell me she isn't smiling as she says "there were no survivors".
What the heck? I had a skeleton knight come across on the very bottom and it got to my wall before I could kill it and I couldn't shoot it because my bow wouldn't aim that low. ',: |
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is here's what the story looks like from my perspective:
Peasant: "What's that? someone stole the power source of our evil, power-drunk tyrant? LET'S GET HIM! Ah crap, who left the cattle corral open?
Oh God, I was starting to come to a halt and there was a goomba on the ground. Obviously, I try (and succeed) to land on it. The thing is, and here's the kicker, IT WAS STANDING ON A SPIKE PIT!