this game is really crap. "use this hook". ok, but i dont seem to have it?! apparently its arrows for move, mouse for talk. what button is get the hook? rubbish
Dec. 09, 2011 Badge Guide: Day 1 - Max out Trans+Engine+Tires and spend the rest on fuel. Hold down the Only take your foot off the accelerator if you're going to be off the ground for more than about half a second. Try and keep your wheels parallel to the ground. You should get around 730 ft. Day 2 - Max out fuel, get the autogun and as much ammunition as you can afford. Do the same as before. When you reach the final hill, it's broken into three slopes. You should be able to get part way up the third. If not, restart and try again. Day 3 - Put everything into Boost. Do the same as the previous day, and when you hit the the third slope of the hill, hold boost and fly over the barrels. Don't bother voting up, just repost. Credit for this goes to razzfallow, this is how I got the hard badge.
the guardian boss is impossible on epic. It can damage in one round over 10k. Nothing can defend against that.
And if your stuns don't work you're bummed. really crap. Tough and tactics is one thing. outright impossible is another.
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