"Oh hey! I'm so close to the super upgrade that costs 1000000! Only like 4559 more! Yippee!" *after next launch* Yippee! I can afford i- Oh come on! the price increased! I just need one more dollar!" *after another launch* Awesome! now I can ge- You're kidding me, aren't you? ONE LITTLE STINKING DOLLAR TO GET! ONE LITTLE DOLLAR!" *after another troll launch* "The price had better not increased, or else- WHHHHHATTTTTT????!!!!! *after another launch* "THAT'S IT! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR! WHAT'S WITH THE PRICE INCREASE!? THIS IS INSANE! THIS GAME HAS MADE ME EXTREMELY MA- Oh wait. If this is a troll game, and if that thing is trolling me, then- oh. I see the problem."
"What? I'm fired for killing all those people on the spinning board thingy? Well it's their own darn fault that they wanted to do this! I could've gotten every single target, but nooooooooooooooo... they had to be in my way!"
At the beginning we're all like, "hmm... which upgrade should I get? I'm limited on coins." Towards the end we're all like, "BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M RICH! I SHALL BUY EVERY SINGLE THING IN THE SHOP AND FILL EVERY SINGLE SLOT AND UPGRADE MY WEAPONS TO THE MAX! NOTHING CAN STOP ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
This is a fun game. The only problem is that your inventory is full eventually and then you're going to have to spend a lot of money on keys to open them. Sometimes the items aren't really that good! I agree with 333troy333 about selling the chests for a decent amount of money. I have 8725 coins right now and I'm past the Battleheim boss. I used to have a lot of coins but I squandered it on keys and small item boxes. Can you please fix this? A lot of us would be much happier if you did.
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