japanese guy: PRESIDENT, HALF OF OUR PEOPLE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD ARE ZOMBIES!!!! WE ARE GONNA DAI!!!!!!
japanese president: OK. please get out, survivors on. its when most of the world are killed of via a virus.
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random guy: i sneezed......
president: OH SHIT!!!!!!!! CLOSE THE HOSPITALS, THE SCHOOLS, THE AIRPORTS...wait, we dont have airports......... THE DOCKS, THE BORDERS, AND BURN RANDOM PEOPLE COZ NO ONES DEAD!!!!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!