awesomeness42's Comments

Sage DIED? I don't believe that shit, even if I do get a girl because of it.

The Zombie Survival Guide HELPS SO MUCH

Haha, at the end I made sure he got pissy clothing.

I just have one thing to say... TEH F*CK?

NO TIME TO WRITE THIS COMMENT! but I just did... THEREFORE I MUST TRAVEL IN THE PAST AND UNDO THIS! (if this shows up, that means that I didn't make it through the inter-dimensional portal and was probably taken down by the evil time-dragon guards.)

Light is for losers.

Isn't this just Mr. Runner from the iPhone?

I didn't know how to pause, so I went to the bathroom when I was on the abduction level, came back and it was on the last level. Uh, I guess that would qualify a walkthrough, wouldn't it?

I'm too scared to actually do it, but what happens if you do all the bottom choices at the beginning?

I smashed my hammer, went shopping, saw a movie, came back, AND IT WAS STILL GOING.

Why, yes. Yes I am.

Wait, so if you do the hardcore one, and you duck, the enemies explode? Pretty hardcore.

Woah, cool! If you do a handstand and hit it with your head and delay, it goes past your head and stays there and it looks like u r using the force!

Oh yeah. I am going to play catch with an armed explode-on-contact grenade.Let's just catch it on our heads. Everything in the world is perfect. Hell no. I'm running, bitch!

He told us where to find the cheats!!! :L Thts the whole fun of cheating...

Insert random Justin Beiber hate quote. Instantly one of the best comments. (not saying that i dont hate him too)

how does man+life=death/corpse?

I so saw that coming.

"Our boss was killed! Search for the murderer" (after a few minutes) "I guess we should stop looking, although we know if we stop a weird gray thing will appear on the ground and turn black people invisible."

Oh yeah, there are enough people to run 3 separate stores, but noo, let's attack the ONE guy in the street that happens to have guns. No wonder their after the brains.