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Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)
Nov. 18, 2009
Rating: 0
i died in 2:48:980...by a fat guy...and a shark...and a clown...who had a knife...and a twinkie...hehe clown
Canabalt
also if you go too fast you cant tell whats coming and if you go too slow you cant get past some obstacles :(
sometimes you cant miss the nukes :(
Elona Shooter
at the beggining swap your pistol for the girls bow
Rotatix
Nov. 14, 2009
111,222,333,444,555 u get an explosion
Dead Drunk 1.1
Nov. 13, 2009
booze makes ppl come alive? and ppl try to stop ppl from drinking it?...OMG THEYRE TRYIN 2 KILL US!!!!
Choose Your Weapon 4
@ smashman 2 divided by 0 = 2 OMG the unvierse will implode!!! Dividing by zero is just divding by nothing.
lol @ qwertyuiop
Avoidster
When they started playing pong i lol'ed
Breach
anyone else seen any 2's?
CycloManiacs
Rating: -1
first
Amberial Axis
Nov. 12, 2009
This comment was shot by your mum.
round n round n round we go...roflcopterlolzloljackiechanlolzlolzlolzlolroflolcopterlawlzers
WalkRight
that was without a doubt the worst game ever...is what anyone else would of said...this game kicks ass!!!
Electric Box
Nov. 11, 2009
you should make a second one but make it like the title screen instead of being 2-d
The World's Hardest Game
this isnt the worlds hardest game, that title has been especially reserved for impossible quiz 1, 2 and (maybe) 3
Multitask
i balanced the ball on the paddle so i could just leave it alone and all the squares were popping up right next to the square and i still couldnt get more than 99 points
Wake Up the Box
no fun and amusing arent the same thing, amusing is like funny and fun is...fun...
Take Something Literally
Nov. 10, 2009
LOLcaptions
Nov. 08, 2009
this comment is annoyed when people keep saying htis comment...oh wait...thats a palindrome...never mind
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