After I completed the tutorial, there was a clicky that told me about http://protectorheroes.com/ -- when I went there, though, it says: NOTICE: This domain name expired on 04/12/2012 and is pending renewal or deletion.
So tapping the teakettle made a knife fly up and saw through the top of the pole then through the bottom of the pole, then the sawed off pole floated down by itself, propped up the broken table and made a new leg? How in the world is this game even halfway logical?
evenimania... gavavarit moskva ... chitinvitinye... smutrichyi muskavoo ok, I have no idea what all that meant and obviously I don't know how to turn Russian sounds into words -- Anyone have a translation?
Where are the videotapes? They're not in the dumpster "That's for trash." They're not in the first stall "I don't think that's a magic nut." There's a hollow bit under the mirror, but I can't break it open. I think I've clicked everywhere.
Clicked "play game", clicked a save profile, entered a name, choose a monster then clicked "train" or whatever it said. Nothing happened. Clicked again, couldn't get anything to happen.
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