bazinga27

J0hn67: google sends all of your web searches to the NSA
PenguinArmy: probably
PenguinArmy: “testicular botox terrorism jihad bomb”
J0hn67: google sends all of your web searches to the NSA
PenguinArmy: probably
PenguinArmy: “testicular botox terrorism jihad bomb”
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To Kunosachiaka: hey bby u wnt sum fuk
Kunosachiaka: Ok takes off pants (reply)
Kunosachiaka: how much 4 sum fuk? (reply)
To Kunosachiaka: tree fiddy
Kunosachiaka: sorri i dun spek nig can u sei agin? (reply)
To Kunosachiaka: spek nig lel
Kunosachiaka: u 1 dem jiv nigurz (reply)
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Kunosachiaka: I love jizzing on my corndogs. Best condiment ever
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Kunosachiaka: Bukkakes you Sorry, I’m a sleep-bukkake-er (reply)
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ModelP: Im the kinda guy that would roofie a girl….
ModelP: Just so she could get some sleep
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PenguinArmy: oh, scissor me timbers
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master18496: hey don’t take it up the rear
Paladin6656: But thats where all the magic happens ;o
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iffyAttorney16: NCAA national cun.ty assplay association
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rayqueen90: Bacon titties. .> (reply)
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wdal: i promise i wont look at the boob
wdal: just the nipple
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silveroblivion22: anyoneplay skyrim?
bazinga27: Kuno likes to rim the sky.
silveroblivion22: um..?
daggerpeter: Kuno likes to rim /anything/.
Kunosachiaka: Taylor isn’t “anything” thank you
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junkmike: I have a dream that little black and white boys and girls will walk hand-in-hand.
junkmike: Then the National Guard will break it up, because darkies need to know their place.
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Whyshoulditellu: It’s a slippery slope from foot fetishism to sodomizing lifesize statues of the Lord
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SgrSwt14u: the fear you have when you wipe, thinking your finger will slip through the toilet paper
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Looper: CROIKEY! It’s a gator! I’m gonna sneak on up to ‘him and JAM MY THUMB UP ’IS BUTT’LE!
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NightWind: I wonder how they’d feel up the butt.
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Auriel_Kantra: just realized I was deep throating a straw (reply)
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Ted__: when im bored i super glue my thumbs on my nipple and act like a tirex
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Son_of_the_Fire: what if i had no teeth (reply)
To Son_of_the_Fire: I wouldn’t really care
Son_of_the_Fire: the correct answer would be, “id give great blowjobs” (reply)
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Sonofthefire: taylor
bazinga27: what?
Sonofthefire: say something awful
bazinga27: Vaginal tearing.
Sonofthefire: sounds hot..
bazinga27: UHM
bazinga27: NO
bazinga27: THAT IS HORRIFYING
Auriel_Kantra: not excited to ride a horse tomorrow
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JamieWolfyCook: Taylor can be K9
bazinga27: .-.
JamieWolfyCook: Well, KY in this case.
bazinga27: Wow, James.
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Auriel_Kantra: that awkward moment when you show your dad a picture and he goes “nice tits” and it’s you.
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95Romaalleb96: now would be the time my phone autocorrects from “Pfft haha” to “orgy gags”
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fitbutyouknowit: Everyone knows the sensible thing to do is load up all the erotica onto an external harddrive and carry it around as a buttplug.
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Xlthuathopec: I like your throat, Scarab. It’s nice with my tongue down there.
Kunosachiaka: Apparently Xlth likes licking my dick. Interesting
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Kunosachiaka: Blushgigglesnort (reply)
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findle: Avant garde pube artist is an up and coming career choice.
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bazinga27: < cum craver.
Sewercop: likewise taylor
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TrannyRobin: ill tie my plastic bag looking raisin looking tatas around your arms and legs
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SpookieTooth: (p.s. I use lipliner on my nipples for special occasions)
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Dat_Negroe:#BazingaDoYouWantSomeChicken
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Sonofthefire: my tits are so sore (reply)
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CantKillTheMetal: “Remove the dick from your ass so that the shit can fall to the floor and not into our ears.”
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HotShot14: I will take those trimmers and trim your hair so you look like Boy George.
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fitbutyouknowit: i heard my housemate having sex to the spice girls the other day
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fitbutyouknowit: me and your sister like to **** like wild antelope
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GrungePuppy: Brandon has found his calling in life…to become…the cum whisperer
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nightmayre1: EVERYONE JUST CLAM THE SHELL DOWN
ledzep46: Calms the shell I found down There there Shelldon
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rayqueen90: My water bottle cap wont come off.. So i have to suck and squeeze. D:
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lomonx: Sometime I rub Vaseline all over my cock and pretend IT is a slug.
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nightmayre1: you need a long, hard session of deep dick therapy.
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nightmayre1: why did i just read your name as bazongas XD
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Sonofthefire: i hate when my dick gets stuck to my leg anyone else hate this?
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Opiomorph: Ahh, nothing like a freshly shaven set of cock and balls