Alice: What is your name?
Me: I'm a baby.
Alice: Don't call me a baby. Should I have other people call you A?
Me: I said I'm a baby.
Alice: Don't call me a baby. What do you really want to ask me?
Me: Why do you dislike babies?
Alice: Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it.
Mahmoud Ghanem must dislike babies.