Pirates, Knights, Cookies. Pirates have guns (ninjas dont :P) Knights dont have to only use spears and swords (and shields) Cookies because...well.....DRINK SOMETHING OTHER THAN MILK!!! T_T (Cow holocaust xD)
Lol this one is funnier... "Chuck norris once created a rock so heavy he couldnt lift it he lifted it anyways just to show you who the hell he is." LOLOLOLOLOL