My sister walked in the room while I was playing this and was like "what's up?" and I whirled around and screamed "TANGERINE FIGURINE PRICES ARE ABOUT TO SKYROCKET I BOUGHT LIKE SIX THOUSAND AT 19 TANGERINES AND IT'S GONNA HIT PLUS-FIFTY JUST YOU WAIT I'LL MAKE BACK ALL THAT MONEY I LOST ON THE STUPID COOKIES"
How to kill the different kinds of blobs:
Glooples, Stickies, Biters, Melties, clutters, and inkies: Slash it once
Sharps: Wait for the spikes to retract, then quickly run up and slash it.
Oozles: Slash it 3 times.
Fuzzles: Slash it twice to get rid of its fur. Once you do this it will attempt to escape so you have to quickly slash it a third time before it goes offscreen.
Grinders: This one is very tricky. You can only splat a grinder if there are two grinders on your screen and they collide. When this occurs both grinders will start to glow orange and move away from each other. Pick one of the grinders and slash it FIVE TIMES to kill it before it moves offscreen.
Gray: Not gonna lie, I have no idea how to kill these things.
Queen: Slash it once, and do it FAST. Like, right after it appears. Or bad things will happen. SERIOUSLY.
Those are all the ones I have in my bestiary, so if you're wondering about one of the ones I didn't mention sorry but I can't help ya.
You see, this is a GAMING website. a "game" is an activity involving skills and/or strategy. Since this clearly does not match that definition, I fail to understand its inclusion among the many other great games this site has to offer.
it would be nice to not have to earn 100 coins before being able to buy anything. besides, it might as well just automatically open your treasure chest, since you can't really do anything else with them...
I believe this is the closest any video game has ever come to being true poetry. It's deceptively simple, subversive, and instills in the player an exquisite feeling of both pensivity and melancholy. Truly beautiful.
seriously? someone who HATES FLAPPY BIRD put it as a flashgame on the F***ing internet, where it will spread it's dark tendrils of corruption amongst the innocent people of cyberspace?!?? SERIOUSLY???!!!????
you guys are missing the point. they're trying to say that merely by putting the word "Sex" in the title, a game will be popular. if it said "Bubbles Sells", It wouldn't have 8,000 plays. pity, though, it's still kind of a shitty game...
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