Pig1 gets grabbed by a wolf. Pig2:"I think we should help him" Pig3:"nah he'll be fine its not like the wolf had rabies. Pig2:"I think the wolf did have rabies". Pig3:"oh,well I'm sure he'll be fine."
the tournament's getting rid of first tick down for first person is overpowering 2 to go since their's counts down first and they can counter your card
soldier: we have all these anti air defenses,but there is a weird flying alien thing commander don't shoot it it can't hurt us soldier: its laying eggs commander: kill the eggs not it. *later when the humans win* commander: I told you we'd win Private?Private? oh you're dead Alien mother: Who would have thought that me sitting around on my lazy *** wasn't a good plan