One day, 3 dead men went to heaven, God stopped them at the gate and told them, that heaven was too crowded so they were only letting in 1 out of 3 people, so he interviews them, to see which had the worst death.
The first man starts, well, i came home from work early, because I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I checked the whole house while she was in the shower, then I saw him, dangling from the balcony, so I grabbed a hammer, and started smashing his fingers, and he fell, so, to make sure he was dead, I went and got the fridge, and toppled it over the edge. But i felt so bad I shot myself.
The second man walks in and says, I was exercising on my balcony, when I fell, and grabbed onto the balcony below me, then, some wierdo with a mallet comes over and smashes my hands in, the fall didn’t kill me, but then a huge F* off fridge topples over and crushes me.
So the last man comes in, well, he says, I was in my girlfriends house hiding in her fridge…..
