After the government had stopped funding Project IndestructoTank, the driver of said war machine could no longer feed his family; After his wife turned to the drink and died from liver failure, he suffered from depression and had a long time to think in asylum. He was released six months later, grabbed a pogo stick and started taking revenge. This is where his revenge begins. FEAR HIM.
A giant evil red eye which can control every technical thing possible with a Support-hotline-voice? Oh man, thats just not as impressive as it should be.
If these guys were my friends, and i would ever come out of that room, i would torture them, eat 'em alive, crush their bones to dust and mix that with my proteine shake.
... and then little timmy was alone with his ugly looking presents, and while his parents got to sleep, he played with the things until midnight. They tried to kill him, so instead of panicking he punched them. At 2 am, his mom went out of bed to see after him. It would be too easy to call the police, so she grabbed her presents to help Timmy kill them. At 4 am, Timmys Dad gets up to get some cold chicken wings from last week. He quickly grabs his new psychopath equipment to join in the action.
Yeah, wold love wingmen with customizable planes and behaviors like offensive flying or protecting you. The least they can do for me to save their souls is some guards!
Needs an option to cancel when you put the top bun on. Would like if you could toggle a random-things-between-buns-mode. And I think, in your next game you should play a doctor who saves the fat people who almost died from consuming burgers and pizzas daily.
This farmer lures animals to his farm, so he can slaughter them and sell the sausages for incredible prices. This may look cute, but it will plant a hint of capitalism deep inside your brain. Choose carefully if you really want to play this.
Background flashes into everything possible at mine and actions don't work... I would really like to give this a 5/5, so i would appreciate if someone helped me out
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