bj006

i am better than YOU. ha ha isnt it just great being me, oh, why hello there! if may or may not have noticed, i have a huge ****. now because i am nice and and VERY modest, i will let you stare and enjoy the magical greatness hidden within my ****. also, remember kids, hitler is BAD.

Rhy herro der. mah naem is a asian senior zu. i am a very big like american man and i has huge ****. veryr bigu. i rive in ninja virre and i am very good wit chirdren. dey rike de ice cream i give dem. i am rooking for a hawt female with smawrr tits and brue hair. mustu be between ages 1 and 7. oh wait, this is not dating siteu? oooooohooooooohoho i see avery werrrlrrlrrllrlrlllrllr. werrrlrlrllrrr i hopeu u rikedtu meeting meh. ^_

Oh, hi. i saw u there. asshole, the fuck u want? tits or gtfo an-

ooooh hi thts just… umm him, uh dont pay any attention to-

HEY ASSHOLE I WAS SPEAKING!

Well nobody wants to hear you!

Oh yea?! u wanna go buddeh?!huh? huh?! yea lets go right now! ill fudge u up!!!

OH yea?! oh yEa?! well im ALL ready, ready, uuhh ready! lets take it down to china town im all ready!!!

hrmpp *punches the random guy

OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

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waahhhh!!!! waahhh……. wahh waha

omg! im so srry! i didnt mean it! srry

YES U DID *sobbing wahaahh

ok im tired and i dont want to right anymore. so tht was to make u laugh… i guess. and if it didnt then go suck a dick and put it on youtube. oh yea i officially made “put it on youtube” my catch phrase. i use it in contexts’ likes the one i use above. so yea…. uuh bye.