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Dawn of the Dragons

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Oct. 11, 2012

Rating: -15

Under rating threshold (show)

40xEscape

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Sep. 27, 2012

Rating: 0

For everyone stuck on level 38: Make the panel spell "Escape" in capital letters.

Backyard Monsters (removed)

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Aug. 28, 2012

Rating: 7

Alex, top comments are usually decided at the release of the game or at the right time. Your comments are not at the right time. And now, in true angry kong fashion, people will likely downvote this comment.

Dawn of the Dragons

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Aug. 21, 2012

Rating: 9

I heard "a subtle killer bonded and countless men died." "One final note before your watery fate." This is interesting...

Intergalatic Warfare Online

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Jun. 27, 2012

Rating: 1

My ears... THEY'RE BLEEDING FROM THE MUSIC!

Conversation Simulator

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Jun. 27, 2012

Rating: 3

Kongrats for lying in the description. You get the prize of 1/5 stars and one flagged game!

Euro Shootout 2012

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Jun. 27, 2012

Rating: 1

Stolen.

Steamlands Player Pack

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Jun. 27, 2012

Rating: 15

Finally, Steamlands PP is on Kongregate!

Edmus

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Jun. 26, 2012

Rating: 24

That awkward moment when you find yourself racing against yourself, and it's not your best run for the day.

Ultimate cheese shooter 101

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May. 25, 2012

Rating: -1

In all honesty, I thought the mouse's tail looked like some sort of extra ammo at first.

Developer response from Thepenguinking2

Really? It looked more like *Censored* to me.

The Relaxation Game

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May. 25, 2012

Rating: 1

That so-called "Relaxation" message made me want to bang my head on a wall. With spikes on it. That also more painful than normal spikes.

Elder Scrollls Online

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May. 25, 2012

Rating: 3

MY EARS, THEY'RE MELTINGGGGG... Oh yeah, 1/5 and Flagged for being a lousy attempt and using a similar yet uncopyrighted name.

Frantic Frigates

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May. 25, 2012

Rating: 8

(In Boss 2's sub) 1st Mate: Sir! We completed the orb circly-thingy and have our cannons locked on this little ship that defeated that other ship! Captain: Use the orb thing's ram thingy! 1st Mate: But sir, that will neutralize our cannons and leave us open! Captain: I SAID USE THE ORB THINGY'S RAM THINGY!

Cod 4 Online

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May. 24, 2012

Rating: 0

Insert obligatory comment about how the dev makes "Quality Games" and how they suck.

Microsoftt Flight Simulator 2012

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May. 24, 2012

Rating: 0

Eurgh... I just wanna barf all over this game... but I can't...

World of Warcraftt

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May. 24, 2012

Rating: 2

Do any of the characters look like WoW characters? Also, isn't there supposed to be more classes? Oh wait, it's made by papercup 2.0, carl!

Online Euro 2012 Penalty Shootout

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May. 24, 2012

Rating: -1

My eyes... THEY'RE MELTING FROM THIS GAME

Farming Simulator

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May. 24, 2012

Rating: 111

It's games like these that I wish there was a 0 star option...

This is the Only Level

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May. 18, 2012

Rating: 4

I'm pretty sure that every score below 100 in the "Time" section is hacked, especially those -X scores...

Boss Slayer

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May. 15, 2012

Rating: 2

I doubt that guy who beat the game in -2 DAYS did it legitimately...

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