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Dragon Boy
Mar. 26, 2011
Rating: 3
Now why the hell does a dragon egg first evolve into a pig with wings?
Epic Battle Fantasy 3
Feb. 20, 2011
Rating: 5
Should have got pervert at least 50 times.
Flight
Feb. 05, 2011
Rating: 0
*throws a paper airplane backwards in real life* *blue screens pops up saying you broke browser* Oh shit.
Tasty Planet
Feb. 04, 2011
Rating: 4
*Is about to eat earth* * At Earth Store* "Yes, I'd like to buy three bathroom cleaners that might create three more giant freaks that could destory even more things please."
Jan. 29, 2011
Rating: 2
*buys mystery upgrade* Hmmm I wonder what this does? *turns into turtle on impact to ground* Shit just got real!
Jan. 28, 2011
*guy gets a letter* Aww, she wants her mommy for christmas! *turns it into love letter*
I Am An Insane Rogue AI
Jan. 14, 2011
Says into megaphone "I have killed the enemy! You all are safe!" Everyone starts screaming O.o
K.O.L.M.
Jan. 03, 2011
Rating: 1
Suddenly i want to play metroid.
The Linear RPG
Dec. 30, 2010
Damn that alphabetti spagetti!!!
Mastermind: World Conquerer
Dec. 19, 2010
Rating: -4
" Oh no mastermind will kill us all!!!" *minion comes* " Here take this brochure!" " Oh my god mastermind is nice! He shall save us all!!!!"
Meat Boy (map pack)
Rating: -2
Yes i finally did it! After about 3 months, i beat the first 5 levels !!!!!
Tower of Heaven
Nov. 14, 2010
What kind of a god doesn't let you walk left or touch a wall??? AN AWSOME GOD!
Ultimate Assassin 2
Nov. 03, 2010
"Sir, I just shot the assassin and saw him run into the corner, do i bring chase?" " NO! go panic, run into circles, and go the opposite dirrection!"
IntoSpace!
Nov. 02, 2010
Rating: -3
In the beggining, you spelt reach wrong. You spelt it reache.
Typing Asteroids
Oct. 14, 2010
this game is kinda fun.
Road of the Dead
Damn my cars on fire and my cars gonna explode if I don't put it out! If only there was a convinetly place water jug nearby.....
Robot Wants Ice Cream
Sep. 26, 2010
Rating: 6
You got Ice cream!!!1 *bad music* But robot doesn't have mouth.... you should make a game where robot wants mouth!!!!
Garden Gnome Carnage
Sep. 24, 2010
I swear to god that cat will never make it to my chimeny.
Arrival In Hell
Sep. 09, 2010
I think i shit my pants when that thing came up on my screen after picking up the soap. This just begins the meaning of dont drop the the soap...
Memoir Text Adventure
Strength: Feeble old man. Really pleasent.
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