blaz4kid

Hoooollyyyy jesus. It's WILD to think that this is where a huge load of my creations came from. Blaz , Syther, Antimage, etc. All characters that have been with me for so many years. Even Armour Jacket has ties to this place! Wild! It's so sad to think that it's been left a graveyard, where so many of the people I used to know and interact with will be lost completely to time; not exactly devoid of my abstinence. There's a lot of people I'd love to talk to again, just to see how they're doing - some of which I may have wronged at points in the past.

This website is such a huge part of my history, and just when I was going through the worst part of my life. Fitting then, that it should be abandoned as it is. Well - If anyone is interested in talking to me I probably won't be around to hear it, but please leave a message anyway: I may check from time to time.

Below is now an archive of moments I saved back when I was still here. I don't know if it still holds up but I'm not going to delete it now. Enjoy if you will.

Oh my goooooood! I fucking forgot about Lorido Toooooooooad! Wild!
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WillM10: naked powers full go * I begin to spin at speeds faster than light and us my meat of justice to beat malpoi and dragon *
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DragonBoy97: *an egg lays in the middle of my crystal form*

blaz4kid: and it turns out dragon was pregnant
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DragonBoy97: (so as the crystal shatters the egg will hatch)

blaz4kid: so you are pregnant

DragonBoy97: technically yes

DragonBoy97: with myself

blaz4kid: dafuq

jennybaby123456: xD lol
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well than * the meat of justice becomes a large cannon of shame and I shot my white laser into the swewers *
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WillM10: db im more perverted than u are

blaz4kid: yes

DragonBoy97: well i can tell mister chop off dick and use it fer a sword
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WillM10: haven't you heard the song detachable penis

DragonBoy97: you pull off your dick

DragonBoy97: no

WillM10: look it up

DragonBoy97: and i dont want to
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DragonBoy97: anyways... who wants to have sex

blaz4kid: lawl

blaz4kid: whut

WillM10: u swing both ways ???? ;P

WillM10: XD

DragonBoy97: no i dont

blaz4kid: xD

WillM10: darn

WillM10: that's how i killed a demon once XD
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spirithound: why must there be rape?

DragonBoy97: because rape
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blaz4kid: A NAKED SUPERHERO GETTING UPRIGHT AND PERSONAL WITH KIDS AN DBEATING RATMEN WITH HI SMEAT O FJUSTICE
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notsobadafterall: i appear to be in the past

blaz4kid: what

elfgirl12: I APPEAR TO BE IN THE PAST.

blaz4kid: xD

elfgirl12: BASED ON THIS UH

blaz4kid: xD

notsobadafterall: *looks toward armored skeleton with bigass sword*

blaz4kid: notso

elfgirl12: I'M GOING TO BE HONEST I'M MAKING STUFF UP BECAUSE I'M JUST A TERRIBLE CHARACTER
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elfgirl12: lel monkey ninjas xd

blaz4kid: im not a great writer

blaz4kid: well

blaz4kid: roleplayer

elfgirl12: You're leagues ahead of this asshole

blaz4kid: wait

Barakon123: So you're a good writer, but not a good RPer?

blaz4kid: monkey ninjas?
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blaz4kid: use your naked powers

Rainbowdash2005: hi :D

illlllllllllllli: Because that's totally the most original storyline in the history of ever, 1213

blaz4kid: for if you dont

blaz4kid: then

blaz4kid: hellpo

blaz4kid: the world will die

Rainbowdash2005: XD
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blaz4kid: doesnt exixst

xxx1213: wait, me hero, artorias

blaz4kid: what

WillM10: * flys to rainbow to save him * bamm

Rainbowdash2005: im not in yor story blaz

xxx1213: or dex yeah dex

Rainbowdash2005: IM NOT GOING TO BE RESCUED

blaz4kid: rainbow

Rainbowdash2005: BY A RANDOM NAKED DUDE

blaz4kid: your powers are futile

Rainbowdash2005: WHO THINKS HE IS A SUPERHERO

blaz4kid: you will be saved
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blaz4kid: And before i go

blaz4kid: i must first

blaz4kid: ride my velociraptor in a helicoptor into the sunset

blaz4kid: good bye

xxx1213: *laghs*
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Robot256498: Aeryk the sex vampire is back.
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MelloYelloDragon: /pulls down pants
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PhyscoXxXx: "Why thy hurt me, why thy shall fight, we must work as one to thy avenge thy ira's death"

StevenWolfeh: Steven peeks at Ira and Will, chuckling. "Should be fun to watch~"

blaz4kid: What


blaz4kid: DO you even Thy?
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blaz4kid: TENTACLE RAPE AN DEMONS AND OTHER WEIRD SHIT AND THE SKELETON IS THE UNNATURAL ONE
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PhyscoXxXx: *morphs into a demigod dragon*

PhyscoXxXx: RAWR

blaz4kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEAutZyT29k
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PhyscoXxXx: ( I LIEK HOW NO ONE NOTICES THAT PHY IS DEAD)

DoggehBoy: *water sprays out and hits someone*

blaz4kid: PHYSCO

blaz4kid: HES DEAD
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Rainbowdash2005: *1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 more owlbears appeared*

blaz4kid: hes in the forrest- OMGERDS

mauliliana: **** you dash

warrocks13: nope minigun bro nothing survives when i use my minigun

Rainbowdash2005: lol

blaz4kid: *all the owlbears begin to attack*

Rainbowdash2005: *that were fake*

Rainbowdash2005: XD

blaz4kid: *the fake owlbears attack*

warrocks13: BLAZ GET DOWN

Rainbowdash2005: *and are made of cardboard*

Rainbowdash2005: XD
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StevenWolfeh: "Now let's see who the criminal really is!" Steven removes the owlbear mask from the man in a owlbear costume. "OERMAHGERD, IT'S NICHOLAS CAGE."

blaz4kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEAutZyT29k
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Rainbowdash2005: *kicks owlbear in nuts*

WillM10: i rather not get in to it lili * looks at dante * o hey man

Rainbowdash2005: lol

warrocks13: i just did bro and im a nephilim soulreaper

blaz4kid: *the owl bear vomits rainbows and dies*
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Rainbowdash2005: *2 months later*

blaz4kid: DoG: Your kitty is in another castle
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blaz4kid: Owlbear: i have sealed all the enrtances

dardarbinks02: (Sure! )

Rainbowdash2005: ...

blaz4kid: *the room fills with lava*

Rainbowdash2005: ...

blaz4kid: Owlbear: muhaha

Rainbowdash2005: *jumps up*

blaz4kid: Owlbear: shit
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Rainbowdash2005: *5 months later*

blaz4kid: Owlbear: MUHAHA

dardarbinks02: *eyes glowing white, covered in teal blood*

Rainbowdash2005: *beas final boss*

Rainbowdash2005: beats*

blaz4kid: Bird: your kitty is in another castle
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Rainbowdash2005: *2months later*

Rainbowdash2005: *beats FINAL boss*

Rainbowdash2005: K THEN

blaz4kid: Apple: your kat is in another castle
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blaz4kid: YOU CANT SAVE HIM TODAY

Rainbowdash2005: *2 years later*

blaz4kid: YOU MUST WAIT FOR THE SEQUAL

Rainbowdash2005: yay the sequels out

Rainbowdash2005: *buys it*

dardarbinks02: Whaat juust haappeeneed?!

blaz4kid: NO

mauliliana: no sir war

Rainbowdash2005: *10 months later*

blaz4kid: *owl bear steals your game*
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Rainbowdash2005: *eats owlbear*

StevenWolfeh: Steven lets Rain play his copy of the game.

blaz4kid: *owlbear eats you from the inside*

Rainbowdash2005: lol

dardarbinks02: *coughs blood* Ooh goog...

blaz4kid: *owlbears eats steven*

Rainbowdash2005: *pukes out owlbear and throws him off clff*

Rainbowdash2005: cliff*

Rainbowdash2005: *plays game*

WillM10: * as i look at the blossoms i smile *

blaz4kid: *owlbear has wings now*

Rainbowdash2005: lol

blaz4kid: *eats rainbow*
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blaz4kid: *rainbows kat is on hi sbed*

blaz4kid: *his

Rainbowdash2005: *10 months later*

blaz4kid: *the kat explodes*
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Rainbowdash2005: that just means that that kitty

blaz4kid: nothing

Rainbowdash2005: is a fake

blaz4kid: DUN DUN DUN
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blaz4kid: *gives him his kat back*

blaz4kid: FAK YOU

Rainbowdash2005: :D

blaz4kid: *kat explodes* SIKE

Rainbowdash2005: wtf blaz

blaz4kid: *trollface*
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Rainbowdash2005: if it explodes im not going to play anymore ****ing mario games

blaz4kid: *kat explodes*
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Rainbowdash2005: *takes kitty chubbles and throws rest in forest*

Rainbowdash2005: k then

blaz4kid: you had kitty chubbles for 2.6 minutes

dardarbinks02: *gasps for breath*

blaz4kid: what

WillM10: * as i enter my shop i flip to the sign to open and i write some notes down *

blaz4kid: *all the other kats die*
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Rainbowdash2005: i am leaving soon if you dont stop

blaz4kid: xD

Rainbowdash2005: ok now

blaz4kid: the tentacles are too much for you
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StevenWolfeh: (It jumped out of my underwear onto a gun.)
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BumbleBee1980: so basicly when I left things went apeshit and people started to die left right and center?

blaz4kid: yes
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Chalupala: Well I'mma go try and cook something

Chalupala: If I don't come back, come to my funeral and write something funny on the tombstone

Chalupala: Dick drawings will be appreciated
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sauronthegreat: *makes out furiously with nej

Nejat__: Wait

blaz4kid: Waht
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NanashiRaven: *grimaced* like the wolves, fluffy kittens that suck out your blood, vampires that drink your semen, hair eating monsters, ball sof energy that suck the life out of you and make you older*

blaz4kid: Wait what

NanashiRaven: some sort of weird puff ball that actually reproduces like crazy

Aeriss_Shadows: nuuuuuuu >.<

blaz4kid: Vampires that suck your semen

chaosdrapichu2: Vampires that drink your semen
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Stranger 2: rarity

Stranger 2: ?

Stranger 2: if that is the ponny i found on google

Stranger 2: i would get more from what i took before i sleep
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Quick! The object to your left is the only thing stopping you from being raped by Molestia! What do!?

Stranger 2: wtf

Stranger 1: Teddy :(

Stranger 1: I'm gonna get raped :'(

Stranger 2: the object on my left is my wrist watc

Stranger 2: watch

Stranger 1: Your gonna get raped too :'(

Stranger 2: incase my watch is some time machine

Stranger 2: i shall get saved

Stranger 2: but alas, it isnt

Stranger 1: Ohh no

Stranger 2: so i'd be raped i suppose

Stranger 1: Yeah

Stranger 2: i would turn that into a consensual sex

Stranger 2: in case it is nice

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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blaz4kid: I have a remote

Narcious: You could "Turn her off"
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Quick! The object to your left is the only thing stopping you from being raped by Molestia! What do!?

Stranger 1: a coffee mug

Stranger 1: that says keep calm and drink decaf

Stranger 2: A wall xD

Stranger 1: maybe the rapist can use that wall to help rape you

Stranger 2: It would be a good aid for the rapist

Stranger 2: I guess I'll be getting raped against a wall then

Stranger 1: have fun
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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Quick! The object to your left is the only thing stopping you from being raped by Molestia! What do!?

Stranger 2: i have a wall

Stranger 2: ...

Stranger 2: WAIT NO

Stranger 2: A PHONE

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Stranger 2: it's a wall...

Stranger 1: A tea cup

Stranger 1: Excellent

Stranger 1: Maybe I'll offer him a warm refreshment before he pops my anal cherry

Stranger 2: hahaha

Stranger 2: maybe it will calm him down

Stranger 1: Well,

Stranger 1: apparently this tea is supposed to make you sleepy

Stranger 2: oh let's hope it does for you

Stranger 1: What's the object on your right?

Stranger 1: To keep things interesting

Stranger 2: my bedside table

Stranger 2: yours?

Stranger 1: An ashtray

Stranger 1: Again, nothing of much help

Stranger 2: hahaha maybe he can smoke something to make him even sleepier

(I can think of something SHE can use those for)
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
Can your waifu go so fast her vagina whistles o fortuna and navras in Latin backwards?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
Best pun you can think of

Stranger: whats a pun?

You: Skeleton: You dont need genitalia to bone someone

You: Slime: Imma Splooge all over ya

You: Puns ^

Stranger: Stranger: what the fuck are you doing man
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Bobsaget54: What is life?

Hans0l0: Shrek
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Girge: How do you pronounce the irish name Aofie?

blaz4kid: I had an Irish Friend called Aofie
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blaz4kid: You farted in my mouth

blaz4kid: Your Cancerous

EbilEmmzy: I'

EbilEmmzy: Whot?

Queen_Lotias: hi ebil

EbilEmmzy: You know. I've never heard that comeback before.

EbilEmmzy: Hi Loti.

EbilEmmzy: That's a new one.
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chaosfox97: Look out, we got a bad ass over here

blaz4kid: A bad ass?

Rod_1: .-.

blaz4kid: Throw it in with the rest

blaz4kid: We only need Good asses here

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SabraS3: With all of these things I am who I am.. I cannot change that. Now I shall go I am needed elsewhere... *Dissapears*

InsaniBob: pears?

blaz4kid: Pears
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blaz4kid: I really need to stop writing so fast and in such short bursts

I_rock_this_game: *pokes u all*

blaz4kid: I need to start formulating longer sentences that take longer to type: Short sentences just end in Spam warnings

blaz4kid: What

blaz4kid: Why?

I_rock_this_game: its fun thats y

blaz4kid: You ****

gardivour: lol

I_rock_this_game: me?

blaz4kid: *Retaliation Poke*
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blaz4kid: "Help me"

blaz4kid: "I appear to be dying"

blaz4kid: "Faster than I had hoped anyway"
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blaz4kid: A mechanical dildo fist

LubedRubberFist: that's lubed with the anal juices of all of my victims

blaz4kid: good thing skeletons don't have anuses or juices

JAN 20 - 6:38PM
blaz4kid: But Elfyx2's do

Elfy_Elfy: .......

Elfy_Elfy: WHY...

blaz4kid: Have fun

LubedRubberFist: *winks*
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blaz4kid: Skeletons are immune to radiation

blaz4kid: But not blasts

blaz4kid: The skeleton goes flying
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CherryMermaid: bab seed

blaz4kid: Bad seed

blaz4kid: What are you going to do

blaz4kid: We appear to have a villainous individual on our behind

blaz4kid: What are we going to do about it?
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blaz4kid: And that kicking a skeletons non existent balls while his body is elsewhere underwater is rather difficult
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blaz4kid: *Creates another nothing so that nothing can do nothing with nothing, nothing and nothing while nothing does nothing to nothing, nothing and nothing while nothing does nothing with nothing, nothing and nothing so nothing happens to nothing, nothing and nothing.

dak_unbound: blaz what the hell are you doing

blaz4kid: Nothing
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blaz4kid: I'm standing here whining about a corner while slaps impact in the distance

blaz4kid: Sounds about right for this room
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blaz4kid: Hipsters are immune to radiation
blaz4kid: God
blaz4kid: It's like you never listened in astrology class
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Kology: I Hi may way into your heart.
blaz4kid: Oh shit
Bunny1435: lol
Kology: HA
blaz4kid: Get out of my heart
Bunny1435: my heart is mine
blaz4kid: That's a very important organ
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blaz4kid: My base has been unattended and it has been overrun by a Rat

blaz4kid: FFS

Flapop: rip blaz's base
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blaz4kid: "They're Chinese"
blaz4kid: "Yes Nintendo is Japanese"
blaz4kid: You've lost me
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momshouse0428: well we get most of the gang back toegether to cheer him up and we rp on a discord server

notsobadafterall: 'gang'
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Shadow87879: *teleports to momshouse*
blaz4kid: No
blaz4kid: Not my mothers house
blaz4kid: House
Shadow87879: oh
blaz4kid: The person
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blaz4kid: What is the speed of a Sky Worm Leviathan
Shadow87879: the speed of a dashing shark
blaz4kid: How dashing exactly
blaz4kid: Is it wearing a tuxedo
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Shadow87879: *The third one explodes and i teleport into the Void*
Dec 16 - 4:51PM
blaz4kid: Well
blaz4kid: You say this
blaz4kid: But that doesn't happen
blaz4kid: The third one is fine
Shadow87879: Oh.
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blaz4kid: How fast can a dapper shark go?
lightning1234: fast
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blaz4kid: I was once a meme - an emblem of ****ry - one who would send people cowering in fear as I sat and watched from corner #42

blaz4kid: But then the fire nation attacked or something

ServicePuppy: There are 42 corners?

blaz4kid: And now hipsters rule my corner and despite my best efforts I just cannot get someone to remove them for me
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Nonbisco: are you a cat or a swordsman
mvm900: you act as if those are mutually exclusive options
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Nonbisco: I don't get why you're being so hostile, be passive-aggressive if you wanna be edgy

mvm900: what the heck did nonbisco just say to me lmao

blaz4kid: I don't get why you're being so hostile, be passive-aggressive if you wanna be edgy
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zombiekillah12: AHAHAERHRERHRHRRHRHR
blaz4kid: What the **** happened
Tashinari: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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blaz4kid: I'll only believe someone's a girl if they're the most spastic ****s in the universe

blaz4kid: But I'll never openly admit that

blaz4kid: I like to keep people comfortable

blaz4kid: That said

blaz4kid: I just openly admitted that

Bunny1435: ok

Dec 19 - 3:51PM
Bunny1435: wait you said you would never openly admit that though
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TerraCottaGuy: Are you assuming you have no quarrels with me
blaz?

blaz4kid: I am assuming that yes

blaz4kid: inb4 rage

TerraCottaGuy: [ T R I G G E R D]
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blaz4kid: *Throws another bottle at Fox*
foxking1703: I think i have a concussion blaz stop also 15 fingers
blaz4kid: Ok
blaz4kid: *Throws another bottle at Fox*
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blaz4kid: The problem is the cascade of half demon dragon shapeshifters

Captainzcat: That... sums it up extroardinarily well.