Before Dickhead could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the BMW, William Shackespear sunk her teeth into his Dick. He had put up a William Shackespear poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the Nail his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Sweden decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Stockholm, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Dickhead.