You see, at this point I could easily come up with an extremely original way of saying how bad this game is. However, the author didn't bother to put in originality whatsoever into his game, so why should I bother to do the same? The "avoid the balls" concept is so horribly overdone and boring that it's not even worth loading the game. The only thing less original I can think of is the "Click to fly higher avoid the walls" helicopter styled games.
Utter shit.
Fuckm this is hard. I don't know what I'm supposed to do D:
Weapons don't work on the monster or the rope, and fire doesn't hurt the monster either! Help?
If you hired Peter Molyneux, Uwe Boll and Jesus to make the shittiest game imaginable, they would hang their heads in shame when you showed them Thing Thing 4.
Pretty good, but one complaint I have is the fact that the player takes up half the screen. Because you can only see a few feet in front of you, it's difficult to see oncoming enemies and the terrain.
Really only two points of criticism. First, I don't feel like there's any sort of central goal I'm heading towards, besides "Collect treasure, purchase upgrades to collect more treasure". Second, constantly hearing "Good, you found more treasure!" all the time is annoying.
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