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Dreamsong Catcher
Jan. 01, 2013
Rating: 6
dreaming abbout a purple spoon singing a song 2 werewolf....idk wut this kids been eating but...i want some
Dont Whack Your Teacher
Aug. 12, 2012
Rating: 3
parents:how was your day at school today? kid:oh i just killed my teacher 10 times with 10 different items. parents:oh so it was good?
LOLcaptions
Aug. 07, 2012
Rating: 4
i hate how ppl just type some random words and expect them 2 be funny... and sometimes ppl think they r like simply just saying:lol
Mardi Gras Mayhem
Aug. 03, 2012
Rating: 0
wouldnt tequila slow me down? and who would wanna get married at a circus with naked men and zombies and flying underwear anyway? i would ;D
Vision by Proxy 2nd Ed.
Jun. 26, 2012
Rating: -1
y do u have 2 steal BOTH there eyes? i mean ur a 1 eyed alien and wut f u change perspective with a blind guy?
Sheriff Sam
May. 21, 2012
Rating: -13
y cant they just shoot the horse and y di the aliens have a lot of mother ships?
Bullet Art
May. 18, 2012
Rating: 1
aqj= never ending protal
Cuboy: Cubeture 2
May. 16, 2012
OHTOYsarus and tomcrussio i wonder wut that references
Pac´s Jungle Trip
May. 15, 2012
that prune is a canibal
Spewer
black spewer looks like gish
i notice how the spwer loooks like a gag reflex
CycloManiacs 2
Apr. 18, 2012
man spider he was a spider that got bitten by a adioactive man now he can open pickle jars bbq food and grow hair everywhere
On The Deck
Apr. 11, 2012
Rating: 12
OH NO theres sharks and gangsters and giant crabs and the boats sinking.....lets dance
Chuck Norris Fights a Brick Wall in Tennis
Mar. 11, 2012
wut episode of adult swim is this?
Rating: 2
chuck norris can just throw the ball right through the brick wall instead of destroying 1 brick
Chuck Norris Fact Generator 2
Mar. 08, 2012
mammoths used to have fur until chuck norris shaved it off (with 1 finger) mammoths r now called elephants
Sarah's Run (preview)
i like it and sometimes i play this game when i have the urge 2 play it
Mar. 07, 2012
chuck norris can do every single 1 of these facts in the comments in 1 day b4 the afternoon
the only thing worse then chuck norris is justin beiber
Alphaland
Mar. 06, 2012
well guess who IM testing 4
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