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oh, I just realized that K.O.L.M. stands for Kind Of Like Metroid. that is the name of the game *spoiler alert* and the secret message for all those who dont want to find out for themselves

tip: vikings are best at boars snout, english are best at shield walls and normans ar best at charging.

the end is obviously the best part of the game. "wait a minute... where are my cheesy snacks??? NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

わたしは このゲームが だいすき!

strategy to stay alive with various soldiers; nights: slowly move away from enemy short-ranged soldiers (while attacking) when on one side of the screen quickly switch sides ninjas: move to one edge of the screen and when enemies get there switch sides quickly samurai: click will and once health is low run to enemy ranged units and use the healing ability green giants: click will any ranged units: your screwed

YAY!!! I officially beat the game with Hokkaido, Aomori, Akita, Iwate, Yamagata, Miyagi, Niigata, and Fukushima. (and proved that I have no life)

lol, i put a brainwash facility on when the unidentified organisms showed up and now i have some fighting for me. and i can see their descriptions

is it even possible to win with gunma? i tried three times, the first two times i couldn't conquer one prefecture. The last time, i conquered half the country, then miyazaki desimated all of my troops. try with gunma

ha, i looked at the miran quest and i already finished all of the badges except for one here (which i already did before badges came out)

I found a hidden options button!!! on the level selection screen, zoom in 130% and at the bottom of the screen will be an options button. using that, you can stop the constant BOOMing. oh, and also, if you zoom in (screen not game), in battles, you can see arrows that are off the screen and enemy soldiers before they appear on the screen.

the epic war series is my #1 favorite game series EPIC WAR FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can never get to the fourth frikken upgrade because there are always thousands of enemies and absolutely no allies!!!!!!

8. weeds, worm, butterfly, plankton, moss, mushroom, beetle, scorpion, shell, bacteria 9. earth, limestone, fertilizer, stone, sand, metal, glass, clay 10. boiler, house, hut, gunpowder, weapon, tools, firearm, poisoned weapon, skyscraper, steam engine 11. fire, lava, coal, oil, saltpetre, sulfur 12. wheel, boat, cart, locomotive, airplane, chariot, ship, car, frigate, steam ship 13. grass, tobacco, reed, tree, fern 14. water, swamp, alchohol and vodka 1=yinyang 2=foods 3=air 4=humans 5=animals 6=monsters 7=civilization 8=bacteria/bugs 9=earth 10=tools 11=fire 12=transportation 13=plants 14=water

the items are 1. energy, life, sex, blood, egg, poison, seeds, electricity 2. wool, beer, meat, cigarette, milk, dough, wheat, bread, flour, feather 3. air, steam, dust, storm, ash 4. human, hunter, wizard, demigod, warrier, corpse, hero, alchoholic, assassin 5. lizard, dinosaur, bird, turtle, beast, domestic animal, dolphin, fish, whale, snake 6. ghost, zombie, pheonix, werewolf, vampire, ghoul, thunderbird, dragon, golem, treant 7. cement, field, paper, wood, concrete, bricks, fabric, clothes, book, ceramics

heheh... chronotron reference...

I tried like a whole bunch of times to get the 50k badge and I couldn't do it, then all of a sudden, I got 90k points! you should just try dumpster diving but dont hold it and do that over and over again with a lot of groupies and when you're on the ground pole vault+dumpster dive. Oh, and don't die

ha ha balanced heavy's secondary weapon eplodes (explode)

HOLY CRAP IF YOU USE A MEGA TOWER WITH A POISON, SNIPER, SPLASH, AND BEAM TOWER WITH TWO FULLY UPGRADED SPEED BOOSTERS AND A DAMAGE BOOSTER, THE FIELD IS YOURS, YOU CAN BEAT ALL THE OTHER WAVES AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ewww it's not so funny when the dude gets it

too bad it's censored. . .