Me : I'm going on a picnic guys! Cya in a few days!
Friend: Cya man
and then, the balloon crashed, 3 days later...
Friend: Oh you're back, did you have fun?
Me: Yeah, I was trapped in waves of black stuff monsters and I didn't dare ask those 100 shopkeepers passing by to help. Also, I bought a new shotgun, wanna try it?
Advisor : Buy for less, Sell for more and be evil! ........
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After 14 years , Advisor : Great work master! The satellite hunter is now complete, and we have destroyed every one of the satellites, the countries now pay us for getting their satellite in the orbit..
Me : Evil enough.
Also aren't you guys tired of voice acting star 2 or 3? Wish there was an upgrade which you could upgrade to upgrade his voice to something more cool that says 'upgrade!' better.
Yea so I wanted to figure out the heart rate achievement, so I found it for $1 and I upgraded it, then suddenly some heck dood popped up. Wow, I almost did crap my pants but still great work on increasing heart rate.
Simple tip : Get 2 ions and a laser and they wont dare come near you, lason is not really needed much, ready ur spec and spawn 2 super soldiers, kaboom, the enemy is dead, cuz he is only spawning a war machine every 20 secs and he only has 1 darned turret, a laser.. wow.
dismemberment threshold = 5 = weee, start match, press up right when it starts to throw your hand, it hits the blue's body and cuts it apart, CRITICAL DRAW!
Nice game, but it would be great if you could save records, since I made one with piggy back ride to draw, and this when the guy come punching me and i say, ok lets play, and then i push him to the edge, and he bounces back and twists his ankle breaking his foot and we both fall down.
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