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Llama Adventure

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Jan. 25, 2010

Rating: -2

There's an entire on-line community of people writing Interactive Fiction, much more sophisticated games with text interfaces. This one wouldn't last long, there.

Bear Cooking

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Jan. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

It's been done better, hundreds of times.

Death Penalty

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Jan. 20, 2010

Rating: 0

Please make a save game so that this game provides no challenge whatsoever. Wait... no, don't.

Bear Rampage Island

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Jan. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

It made me laugh, though not as hard as the juxtaposition of the game to the creator's user name.

1942 tower defense

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Jan. 09, 2010

Rating: -1

Call me a jerk if you like, but a game in which Pearl Harbor was variously in 1942 and 1945 and involved slowing cannons is not for me.

Hippie Phuzzle

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Dec. 12, 2009

Rating: 0

Cute! Too easy, though.

The Last Village

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Nov. 06, 2009

Rating: 0

Yeah, so, this isn't so much poorly-researched as obviously unresearched nonsense. That said, I think we've got potential for a fun game, but the instructions are inadequate. Sometimes, the flower doesn't appear on the minimap, and I can't figure out how to move two generals onto the same square (and why can only one general move in a round?) Going to your site didn't immediately yield better instructions. I do like this sort of game and would like to see this improved (though the history is just... completely... hopeless).

Sift Heads 2

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Oct. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

my, what a large assortment of cliches you have!

A Stickman Game (final?)

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Sep. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

Suggestion: It's hard for me to remember which key goes with which weapon. If the ammo was labeled according to the key, I'd find it easier.

Reincarnation: Riley's Out Again

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Apr. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

Thanks for not doing another maze ever again!

Colourshift

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Apr. 03, 2009

Rating: 0

Your computer game is making awesomeness in my bosom.

Condesending failure goes to the supermarket but doesn't forget to bring his canvas bags because he is trying to help conserve the environment by lowering the output of garbage used from plastic bags by replacing them with reusable canvas bags.

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Mar. 30, 2009

Rating: 0

bad programming, bad art, and plagiarized music. Feel free to make a public statement on how I'm being super-duper mean to you, but please be less shameful in the future.

Foreign Creature: The Unforgotten Mistake

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Mar. 24, 2009

Rating: 0

Yep, that's The Visitor.

Light People on Fire

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Mar. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

You Have to Burn the Nannies.

Horror Simulator Demo

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Mar. 20, 2009

Rating: 0

Misspelled words do matter. When one sees an incorrect word, one is taken out of the storytelling environment that is supposed to be created. They distract, and the whole point of this immersion. If you'd just run a spellchecker, you'd have a better game.

Portal Defenders

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Mar. 10, 2009

Rating: 0

No, darling, we are the ELDERS of Internet gaming, which is to say we are old enough to play drunk. Do you have any idea how difficult this game is while blitzed? We played the 80s games before we were able to get trashed; now we are looking at you all google-eyed and wondering why you wear those catsuits.

Smoking Kills

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Mar. 09, 2009

Rating: 0

I died for beauty but was scarce Adjusted in the tomb, When one who died for truth was lain In an adjoining room. He questioned softly why I failed? "For beauty," I replied. "And I for truth, the two are one; We brethren are," he said.

S.W.A.T. 2 - Tactical Sniper

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Feb. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

Every single mission made me feel like I was working for the wrong guys.

:the game:

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Dec. 09, 2008

Rating: 0

Man, I burned my spaghetti sauce.

Squiggle Squid

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Dec. 07, 2008

Rating: 0

It's cute, but way too easy once you understand the rules -- didn't hold my attention for very long.

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