pyro- maybe we should kill that kid rushing us with the machete
gunner-I think you're right(blast kid in the head with 12 gauge shotgun four times)
Kid-(Continues to sprint towards them and stab the Pyro to death)
relic, ok sounds cool, $15'000 well I'm sure it will be worth it, 3 hours of grinding later, finally my relic! 3% chance of critical hit, that's three hours of my life I'm never getting back.
that moment when you have a 36 kill streak and full health and armor, you're on top of the world until you see the railgun bullet fly through your head and get instakilled
sun god:ok since I doth touch the sun is my job to make peace
dart monkey:ok so what are we going to do to create peace
sun god:well obviously we are going to make the world more peaceful by shooting liquid sun and exterminating every innocent balloon we see
Ultimate team, spy goes in and takes out any guys she can and recue the civilians and more importantly stars, Molotov goes in to burn everything to the ground, if both get severely injured send in a tesla tank with a heli T to carry it and/or a bomber to clear the ground of building the tank cant jump over and if all this fails then you must abort the level, jump in you're time machine and try again or accept the fact that you suck at this game