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Fixation

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Apr. 27, 2012

Rating: -5

forgotten how to make smoke rings and didn't read instructions. and it doesn't say how here either!

The 15 Quiz

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Apr. 26, 2012

Rating: 0

how many letters in LETTERS. 7. unless you mean DIFFERENT letters. If you are going to be a pedant, at least be clear about it. Idiot.

Crazy Steam Bros

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Apr. 26, 2012

Rating: 0

is there any point in "drop bombs" at all? everything i met in the 1st level was in front of me, and the guy is so slow to drop them and throws like a girl anyway.

Developer response from ArsCreativa

Bombs require a little practice, but are a lot more powerful than the machinegun. Most of the enemies doesn´t maneuver very fast, so you can fly over them and hit them from above with bombs for a fast kill.

Paraplane of dream

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Apr. 25, 2012

Rating: 0

even if you buy umbrella it still gives you the stupid message. and catapult does nothing after you buy it. seriously, either make fuel cheaper or give it more fuel to start with - you fly for like 3 seconds, if that.

Developer response from wmslon

the presence (absence) of an umbrella slightly increases (decreases) the velocity in a collision with a cloud. Slingshot kills birds and makes money

There's nothing there

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Apr. 25, 2012

Rating: 1

I see a glint of a story, the guy is actually dead and has killed himself and is trying to find meaning in the afterlife. VERYT weird.

The Spaceman

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Apr. 25, 2012

Rating: -2

knowing what the hell you are doing always helps. how about a short intro to teach us the skills to survive? or was that too sensible a concept? also, actually dying after you lose all your lives to end the game is always a good idea.

Bad Memory Escape 11

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Apr. 25, 2012

Rating: 0

so it's possible to get ouside without opening everything? because I've got a whole bunch of coloured panels that look screwed down & no way to open them. I assume opening them opens the painting safe on the 1st screen and the car key is there? I consider this game completed as I got out of the house to the car.

Gay Island

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Apr. 25, 2012

Rating: 3

Start by learning to spell. Then be less of a homophobe. It's the 21st Century. Then make a game more than 5 pixels wide.

Tripod Attack

Play Tripod Attack

Apr. 25, 2012

Rating: 2

set all your graphic defaults at the lowest settings. You'll crash less browsers that way. also, if a truck explodes? it'll kill people near it. Google Blast Radius.

Fancy Pants Adventure: World 3

Play Fancy Pants Adventure: World 3

Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: 12

to actually beat final pirate, wait until he does the beard snap then hit him when he has the stars around his head, takes either 3 or 4 hits to beat him & complete game. giving him a hit meter might have been a good idea. Plus this up to keep it going.

The Enigma 2

Play The Enigma 2

Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: 1

started game, died in less than a second due to lack of actual instructions.

ANtopia

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Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: -10

so there are 3 places you need keys and the one place you DON'T need a key is too narrow to walk down and is protected by firing arrows? Also, Google the word OBJECTIVE? It'd be nice to know what it was.

Tiny Island Adventure

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Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: -2

z to jump? what is it with all you NES playing freaks that don't know what a spacebar is?

Shrink-O-Matic 9000

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Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: 3

also? having a jump key that actually REACTS after you press it?

Shrink-O-Matic 9000

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Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: 0

Arrow keys exist. join this freaking century. WASD? Rolls eyes.

Teddy Gun

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Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: 0

any game that actually appears to be crashing my browser is automatic FAIL.

Tiny Vessels

Play Tiny Vessels

Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: 0

are you supposed to be able to catch her or what?

Know Your Trivia

Play Know Your Trivia

Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: 3

hedgepig? Its a hedgehog!

Clear Vision 5

Play Clear Vision 5

Apr. 23, 2012

Rating: -17

cant hit the guy in the phone box, sights are set for either 0 or 500. And you say he's at 115m. PS, it shouldn't MAKE you use the hunting rifle. EVER. I could hit that guy in the phone booth with the ordinary rifle without even trying.

Labyrinth iXi

Play Labyrinth iXi

Apr. 22, 2012

Rating: 2

read what you expect us to use during the game. how many hands do you think a human being actually has? make the controls a LOT less complex, and have less of them. seeing we needed to know that much stopped me even starting the game.

Developer response from Septem13

One hand for aming/shooting and one for controlling movement and using devices. So if you have two hands you can go very well with this game. You just need to master it. If you for the first time encounter game with WASD controls sure it could be great challenge for you.

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