As a child, he was frequently bullied by others.
As a teenager, he was a big fan of Rick Astley.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he began work in the cake mines.
He later married a slug named Carol.
Together, they had 5 kids.
He died at the age of 107.
His name was kenny.
P.S i know why he was bullied...he so got Rick roll'd