When the outbreak occured, bryan was outside of one of the city of asburypark's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a shit box came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 666 people. bryan was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the shit box. Then, as if in a dream, paris hilton came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her bra, drenching it. Before bryan could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the shit box, paris hilton sunk her teeth into his vagina. He had put up a paris hilton poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the condom his wife gave him as a two week anniversary
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