burniate's Comments

Dec. 06, 2018

Rating: 2

Bart Bonte games give me reason to believe that the world is a good place.

Nov. 27, 2018

Rating: 4

I love the idea of this game. I just wish it was longer.

Nov. 26, 2018

Rating: 2

That was a worthwhile 85 minutes. I would love to see more.

Nov. 01, 2018

Rating: 1

This was really really good, especially since so many idle games are showing up here. I really want a part 2 so that we can find out what happened to his sister. Is she cold because she killed him, she saw him in hell, or did he find her dead body?

Aug. 20, 2018

Rating: 1

There are some ideas that just should not be tried in real life. And then there are the ideas that just sound so awesome that you have to try them anyway. This is one of those ideas.

Jul. 07, 2018

Rating: 6

Is there a penalty for dying? I've died three times and don't seem to suffer from it.

Nov. 06, 2015

Rating: 1

Is it me or does the punk never dies zombie look like Guy Fieri?

May. 22, 2015

Rating: -4

Why does it flash white everytime I block with my shield or kill someone? That takes its toll on the eyes after a while.

May. 13, 2015

Rating: 2

This is truly an amazing game. The one problem is how it just ends. What about the Golden Demon? Do you get to fight him? Do you win or lose? Who were you?

May. 11, 2015

Rating: 2

You would think that the Japanese would have done something about the giant, flying, spherical cat considering all the monster movies that come from Japan.

Nov. 26, 2014

Rating: 3

I am going to make this game into a movie the story is so good. Johnny will be played by Leonardo Di Caprio and he will finally win his Oscar.

Nov. 14, 2014

Rating: 1

It's funny, because in my security class we're learning Linux and all the commands from this game are pretty much word for word the same as they are in Linux.

Jul. 21, 2014

Rating: 5

I have parts of post it notes stuck on my computer just so that I could get through on of the levels.

Jul. 04, 2014

Rating: 0

I have to wonder if seeing 150 foot hailstones falling from the sky made people think that this was the apocalypse.

Jul. 03, 2014

Rating: 3

This is definitely deserving of the Horror tag.

Jun. 27, 2014

Rating: 1

Very good although the lag makes it abysmal. 3/5. Fix the lag and I'll add the extra two stars.

Jun. 18, 2014

Rating: 2

Please, make fighting a golem take longer.

Jun. 07, 2014

Rating: -1

Make no mistake, it's a brutal game. A throwback to the days when beating a video game meant something.

Apr. 14, 2014

Rating: -1

This is a video that falls under the "ultra bad luck" category of games. By this, I mean that everything in the game, from the sound, to the graphics, to the controls seems to be against you. I find this game to be very good except for the fact that I can't play it for more than an hour without getting a headache.

Apr. 14, 2014

Rating: 1

Why does the screen flash white after I take or deal a hit (when I use my shield or kill someone). I took a break to type this and I swear the screen is moving.