burningBomber5's Comments

Jun. 08, 2017

Rating: 3

Self-Insert Fan-Fiction The Game. Every first letter capitalized because it´s so awesome. Can you taste the sarcasm?

Dec. 22, 2014

Rating: 12

So now we have Catherine von Candy Cane the Fourth. Or is it the First? But I want to be General Gingerbread.

Dec. 21, 2014

Rating: 1

It's comforting to know that I at least have my Top Hat to keep me company if I jump out of the map and fall for eternity.

Dec. 21, 2014

Rating: 1

That was a rather enjoyable game. The clues where obvious enough, unlike in other games were I scream in frustration.

Nov. 16, 2014

Rating: 7

I really like this game! 5/5 But one thing really gets my OCD going. That "Total Troops per-Second /s:" in the Misc Screen in the Kingdom Overview. Now that I've seen it I can't look away! But that's my only complain. Keep up the good work!

Apr. 29, 2014

Rating: 2

As many pointed out before, yes. There are flaws in this game. Wow. Cerberus is too big? Yeah, he is. You could take that into consideration in a possible next game, but a big beast of carnage is fun too. At least for me.The firing patterns of enemies are unclear? That's not so tough as it sounds. If you just stay small you can dodge and probably after some time you'll learn the patterns. And I really liked the big upgrade system. So much time to waste! 4/5

Apr. 10, 2014

Rating: 0

It's nice that you can still shoot in the ending screen. Is that a bug or is that intended?

Apr. 06, 2014

Rating: 1

I begin to question if my sanity is worth it. Really. Rambo. Why?

Apr. 06, 2014

Rating: 1

The Epic Quest sure is out to torture you.

Apr. 06, 2014

Rating: 7

I never encountered such an evil medium badge. If you want it turn off distracting body functions. Like sneezing and coughing. Maybe even blinking and breathing.

Apr. 05, 2014

Rating: 0

No.

Apr. 02, 2014

Rating: 0

Even the badge is mocking me with level 14...

Mar. 19, 2014

Rating: 2

I think I uncovered the mystery behind the Mysterious Snow! But i won't tell you. It would shatter your entire view of the world.

Mar. 19, 2014

Rating: 4

The last attempts made sense. But i quite don't get this one. Or are they tesing cannons for a new attempt? If so, these cute little creatures sure ARE determined!

Mar. 17, 2014

Rating: 74

So let's evaluate my day at the office. I talked about god's blessing to mankind. To test my faith the snakes of sin bit me. I then went to our supply office to get a new pencil.I got a chainsaw and a giant anvil. But I was happy. Because today was Pinata day. And I was chosen to wear it. Then I realised I had still work to to and went to the copy room. unfortunately I had a lapse of memory and forgot how to use the copiers. . You do slam the upper half of it repeatedly on your head to copy, don't you?I also accidently sliced my arm there, but that was minor. As midday came around I wanted to warm my meal up in the microwave. I even added in a trophy so that my food would taste champion-like. It exploded. Someone should really write instruction manuals. I then got in a discussion I didn't want to be part in. About wife-beaters. He was even so kind to demonstrate how a wife beating man would act. I felt bliss that instant as my life flashed before me. 4/5 I liked it quite a bit.

Mar. 09, 2014

Rating: 2

Okay, it was wrong of me to slash at the man who hung himself. BUT! It was even more wrong from the character to say "Death to you!" while he slashed.

Feb. 25, 2014

Rating: 1

That was a MIGHTY gust of wind!!! I wonder how many cities it destroyed?

Feb. 25, 2014

Rating: 0

You don't need flashy graphics to create a good game. I enyoyed it a lot, but it can really create a depressing mood.

Feb. 10, 2014

Rating: 0

Well, I suppose 0 DOES count as a score, doesn't it?

Feb. 04, 2014

Rating: 7

Yes, I was found on the ground. PASSED OUT IN RAGS. He even says scavengers robbed me. And now he sends me on quest because I look I can handle myself in a fight. Where in the world did he get that idea from?