Really lol'ed at
'The keyboard in front of you is not a musical intrusment', 'Deadly as a Blind Sniper', 'Tip: Watch the screen while playing', 'Tip: Stop playing if stabbed in the back', 'Winner's don't use drugs', 'As agile as a squashed snail',
I last played this when I was six or something. I hate it how the fact you could be moving to collect something and a larger planet/star comes in and wipes you out. 4/5