Lol with a plasma i shot near a zebra: Zebra 1: It's a normal day here in the savannah. Zebra 2: RUN!!!!!!!! Zebra 1: What?????? Ooh; blue goo! (boom) lol great game 500000/5
Easy way to get the head-shot goals: Knock down the people (mainly the people with viking helms) then, with a sniper, aim for the head. Easy Head shots + so all can see
Run Midget elephant on a hamster wheel (or a normal sized elephant and a huge hamster wheel)! Load Mitoza! LOAD!!!!!!!! YAY ELEPHANT 5/5 great ga- er....... toy
We are much too awesome to ride horses; We ride wolves! Lol great game 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/5
If you see a bug on your wall, throw a knife, it may hit. If that doesn't work, use a rock, if that doesn't work, pistol, then SMG. If even that fails, just nuke your neighborhood while there's a ton of cockroaches XD
I survived jumping off the top floor but i die after jumping off the second floor..... I PROVED TO THE WORLD DRUNK GUYS CAN SURVIVE JUMPING WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!! lol great game 5/5