Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome!
Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white they'd beat a polar bear in a fight!
Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick ass facial horn!
They're the jedi of the sea!
They'll stop Cthulu satin ye
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! They are narwhals
(Just don't let them touch your balls)
Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals!
(Inventors of the shish kebab! )